No Smokin Podcast

 

WYR get 1,000 dollars for every person you punch in the face? Or get 100 dollars for every window you break? WYR drive 5 miles through speed bumps or 5 miles of stop signs every block

‘It Smells Like a Rose’: Cow Dung Reviewers on e-Commerce Sites

Utah bus driver says he's not racist because his dog is black

Austrians told to stop French kissing COWS 

Arnold Schwarzenegger Gets Dropkicked Out Of NOWHERE At A Charity Event

 

Dank Rank - Best Pick up Lines

 

 

WYR spend one year in 2119, or one month in 3019? WYR only be able to use one toilet the rest of your life or never be able to use the same toilet twice?

 

 

Hot Pockets: Gator pants, roomba cussing and kickball threats. 

 

 

Dank Rank - Greatest “My Bads” 

Thoughts: Alligator hunting, comedian pastors, NFL draft sadness 

 

Hypos: Dumbest or smartest person in the world? Say or don't say a number?

 

Hot Pockets: Meadow Muffins, Viral Poop, They're Here, Doing Hard time

 

Dank Rank: Greatest Comebacks

 

• What 3 stats would you want to know about your life? E..g, how many beers have i spent on alcohol

 

 

• Would you rather be able to read people’s thoughts, or control them?

 

Hot Pockets:

 

• Condoms Up 56 Percent, But Butts Down in NJ Annual Beach Sweep

• High School Coach Douses Field In Gasoline, Lights It On Fire, Promptly Gets Placed On Admin Leave

• Climate change could melt decades worth of human poop at Denali National Park in Alaska

• Denim ‘diapers’ are now a thing

 

Dank Rank - April Fools (biggest idiots, fools, april fools jokes, etc)

See it on the field you can see it on the court, pick it up at All Sporks? Brought to you by BHG. Spoons or forks? $20B? Nurses, absurd tv, poop shoes and no smokin'. Dank rank baseball with some live coverage of TN vs Purdue game ending. 

"HEE-HEee" or moonwalk? Dab lasers or floss vanish? Hot pockets include blockbuster, subway perfect crime, imaginary DUI, get on my bell and 55+ sperm. Dank rank best things about March. Download, subscribe, rate, take care, god speed. 

Would you rather be a physical specimen no matter what you eat, or buy everything for 90% off. Hop or crawl? Hot pockets include Stella Artoast, Nickelback, Wheel treadmill and snoring. Dank rank things that are green in honor of St. Paddy's day coming up (no smokin). Take care, god speed. 

Presented by Apple Pie. Special guest Lee returns. Apples or big macs? Who would you rather have show up at your funeral - goldust or booker t? Fire sauce, rock hard diamond trading, fart fights on a plane and coin star stupid. Dank Rank = Desserts. Follow, download, subscribe, rate 5 star, take care, god speed. 

Are you still watching? Blind Dreams, ice (ass) cubes. Convincing people you're from the future as an 8 year old. WYR be a fart sniper or inceptor? 

Hot pockets: Bathroom breaks, Kraft Jerked-chicken, aliens among us and toe suckin' 

Dank Rank: Wild animals we would like as pets 

Special guest Dugan 

 

 

 

HYPOS 

Hot Dogs or Hot Dog Blank costume? Fart out loud when you make Eye contact, or lose IQ when someone says your name? $10K or a penny every time you reach in your pocket? Small underwear or big shoes?